Nowadays, I’m very sad to say that the people just want to fall in love, get married and do all this horrible stuffs. But I’m here to change this situation, I invented an easy method to teach people how to score a chick with five steps and a play that they can use. I created this theory inspired in the Barney’s ones.

           
             So, now I will tell the steps and why you will have to use them:

 1-Be a cool guy! Don’t be that stupid guy who comes shaking and asks: ‘’Can I-I-I ge-ge-get your numbe-be-ber?’’.
 2-Dress up cool clothes! Never try to score a chick in a soccer-team t-shirt!
 3- Have friends! Bros are very important, they help you if you get in trouble with a chick.
 4-Never fall in love! Why would you lock yourself in a prison?
 5- Be rich! Money attracts the girls!

             Now, I will tell the play that you have to do to score chicks:                                                                    
                                                           The Mannequin 
Success Rate: 77% 
Prep Time: none! 
                                                              The Play

1.Sneak into a window display. Assume a comfortable pose. Freeze. 
2.Stare out at pedestrians until you see a pretty girl walk by. This might take a while, so be careful not to lock your legs. 
3.Slowly ‘’come to life’’ (movement), knock on the glass, and beckon her inside. 
4.Tell her that you’ve seen her walk by hundreds of times and prayed every night that one day you’d become real just so you could touch her skin. 
5.Touch her skin. 
6.You got the girl!

              If you do all the steps, be attractive and seem to be famous, I promise you the girls will jump you.